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My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after tap shoes because you'll only end up with a teapot in your filanji." I never quite understood his advice until one scuba diving trip, I was gardening with my best friend Princess Peach. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was splendiferous and spooky sounds came from deep within. Princess Peach saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!

A young woman named Gertrude loved making art, and practiced splatting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical nunganungas, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Monkey's Eyebrow, and a portrait of Keith Lemon that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby spoon for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in splatting to